Correspondence

Dear disappointed eight-year-old on Christmas morning,

One day, when you are thirty-three, you will be pulling clothes out of the drier in your apartment building and seeing all of your used to be bright but now natty chones, and you will wish you still got to unwrap new six-packs of pristine multi-colored briefs every year.

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