Yes, it’s f***ing perimenopause

Everything hurts and nothing works and every woman our age is experiencing it, but it’s definitely not what every woman thinks it is but here try this, but we can’t definitively show this treatment is in any way effective for most women because no one has conducted any studies for women because they DGAF about women, but try it anyway and in approximately 10 years when all these crazy weird suuuuuuuper mysterious symptoms resolve, they’ll say: See!!! You just had to try A., B., C., D.,E., F., G.!

Meanwhile the boys are getting a local for the new sperm blocker birth control and every woman who ever raw-dogged an IUD cervical punch just got a collective cramp.